Doctor Who (new): Season 3

"This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/

Dexter: Season 4

When Dexter is saying "too many messes," you can fault the writing.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0773262/

Miss Congeniality

I wanna be Sandra Bullock when I grow up.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212346/

Underworld

I wasn't aware there were Films in Competition for Matrix-look-alikes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320691/

World's Greatest Dad

Black comedy? More like your life as a misery-laden nightmare.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1262981/

A Christmas Carol (2009)

Methinks Carrey's been watching a little too much of the Alastair Sim version.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1067106/

Get Him to the Greek

This is not geek chic. This is lame road trip.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226229/

Doctor Who (new): Season 2

Okay, okay, I understand all the hoopla over David Tennant now. Best adjective to describe him: sparkly.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/

2012

The whole Mayan-calendar-end-of-the-world thing is false, so that pretty much invalidates your film, Mr. Emmerich.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/

Please Give

Even more poignant and relevant than Friends With Money. With an even better final punchline.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0878835/

Splice

Silly science depicted by super smart actors.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017460/

Stealing Home

50s white bread living. Sexy underwear. Oh, and Harmon and Ramis singing "Poison Ivy."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096171/

Red

Solid comic book adaptation. Malkovich should do more of these; nigh on perfect fit.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245526/

Robin Hood (2010 version)

Star power has the surprising ability to keep a film afloat...just.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0955308/

Predators

I won't say it's a snooze fest because it's too loud for that. Dull fest?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1424381/

TiMER

Ms. Caulfield doesn't shine outside Buffy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179794/

Stargate: Atlantis: Season 5

As much as I'll miss McKay, it was time to put this puppy to bed.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455/

JCVD

I believe Van Damme makes his point: aging action stars should not be making action films any longer.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130988/