"Sorry, I'm the Doctor, I'm very clever." You definitely were.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/
Friday, December 31, 2010
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Precious
How on God's green earth have I never encountered Mo'Nique before? Holy moley.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0929632/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0929632/
Monday, December 27, 2010
Me and Orson Welles
Efron is probably the most beautiful boy in the world. Funny thing, though. He can act.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1175506/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1175506/
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Salt
Ten years ago I would not have pegged Jolie as an action star. She's besting Weaver at this point.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944835/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944835/
The Other Guys
Best part of the film? The ending graphics detailing Ponzi schemes, bailouts and bonuses.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386588/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386588/
Monday, December 20, 2010
Sweet and Lowdown
Samantha Morton, playing a mute, is impossible to take your eyes off of.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158371/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158371/
Sunday, December 19, 2010
The Expendables
Really? Short jokes at Li's expense? Pathetic.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Knight and Day
Combined fading star power = one enjoyable and mostly amusing flick.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013743/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013743/
Monday, December 13, 2010
Shrek Forever After
What I most appreciate is that nobody questions why Fiona is in charge of the ogre camp.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892791/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892791/
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Season 1
Don't be put off by the title or the fact it's a kid's animation. Pretty darn grown-up in terms of story and style.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417299/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417299/
Monday, December 6, 2010
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Speed up Xenophilius Lovegood drawing the glyph and you have enough time to add in the good-bye scene with Dudley.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0926084/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0926084/
Surrogates
Props to the writers for handling the comic's complexity, but longer than 88 minutes would have been advisable.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0986263/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0986263/
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Blood Diamond
Glad I only have a chip. Although I'm guessing sapphires are mined and distributed in the same conditions.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450259/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450259/
Monday, November 29, 2010
Doctor Who (new): Season 3
"This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Dexter: Season 4
When Dexter is saying "too many messes," you can fault the writing.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0773262/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0773262/
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Miss Congeniality
I wanna be Sandra Bullock when I grow up.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212346/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212346/
Friday, November 19, 2010
Underworld
I wasn't aware there were Films in Competition for Matrix-look-alikes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320691/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320691/
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
World's Greatest Dad
Black comedy? More like your life as a misery-laden nightmare.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1262981/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1262981/
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
A Christmas Carol (2009)
Methinks Carrey's been watching a little too much of the Alastair Sim version.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1067106/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1067106/
Get Him to the Greek
This is not geek chic. This is lame road trip.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226229/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226229/
Doctor Who (new): Season 2
Okay, okay, I understand all the hoopla over David Tennant now. Best adjective to describe him: sparkly.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/
Saturday, November 13, 2010
2012
The whole Mayan-calendar-end-of-the-world thing is false, so that pretty much invalidates your film, Mr. Emmerich.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/
Friday, November 12, 2010
Please Give
Even more poignant and relevant than Friends With Money. With an even better final punchline.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0878835/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0878835/
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Splice
Silly science depicted by super smart actors.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017460/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017460/
Monday, November 8, 2010
Stealing Home
50s white bread living. Sexy underwear. Oh, and Harmon and Ramis singing "Poison Ivy."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096171/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096171/
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Red
Solid comic book adaptation. Malkovich should do more of these; nigh on perfect fit.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245526/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245526/
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Robin Hood (2010 version)
Star power has the surprising ability to keep a film afloat...just.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0955308/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0955308/
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Predators
I won't say it's a snooze fest because it's too loud for that. Dull fest?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1424381/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1424381/
TiMER
Ms. Caulfield doesn't shine outside Buffy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179794/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179794/
Stargate: Atlantis: Season 5
As much as I'll miss McKay, it was time to put this puppy to bed.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455/
JCVD
I believe Van Damme makes his point: aging action stars should not be making action films any longer.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130988/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130988/
Sunday, October 31, 2010
House (1977 version)
An oh-so-slightly more campy version of And Then There Were None.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076162/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076162/
SGU Stargate Universe: Season 1
Finally, Stargate matures to the level of "smart" sci-fi show.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1286039/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1286039/
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Stargate: Atlantis: Season 4
Ha! Love episodes like "Trio". Funny that they did a MacGyver-esque episode after SG-1 ends.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
How to Train Your Dragon
OK, they're kitty-cats! No, wait, they're bees! No, wait, they're... anything we want them to be.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892769/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892769/
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Modern Family: Season 1
This is probably the closest we'll get to another Arrested Development. I'm half okay with that.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1442437/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1442437/
Friday, October 15, 2010
Invictus
Eastwood may be a marvel overall, but his dry, spare style doesn't suit emotional, inspirational stories.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1057500/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1057500/
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Stargate: Atlantis: Season 3
I'm not sure why it took me 3 seasons to appreciate McKay. Pretty tough acting the part of an insufferable, yet endearing, character.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455/
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Micmacs
As ebullient and effusive and entrancing as any Jean-Pierre Jeunet film, but the plot felt more fly-away than usual.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1149361/ (Original title: Micmacs à Tire-Larigot)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1149361/ (Original title: Micmacs à Tire-Larigot)
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Happy-Go-Lucky
It's not "Secrets & Lies" but watching a Mike Leigh film is always a jaw-dropping event.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045670/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045670/
Saturday, October 9, 2010
The Secret of Kells
Circular = good. Square = bad. Why?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485601/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485601/
Friday, October 8, 2010
An Education
Strange ending. The redeeming quality is the subtle portrayal of all types of women of the times.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1174732/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1174732/
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
The Guild: Season 4
I can't decide whether the painting or the proposal is the best part of this season. Wait, it was the pirates!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138475/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138475/
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Stargate: Atlantis: Season 2
At least Ronon is a far more interesting character than Ford ever was. Or is.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455/
Saturday, October 2, 2010
The Social Network
Mis-communication and heartbreak cause Internet success. Pettiness ruins it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1285016/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1285016/
Monday, September 27, 2010
The Black Hole
It had me from the overture. (Really? An overture?? Oh, that's right, it's a musical.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078869/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078869/
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Ink
Stumbled on this amazing little fable. Don't be deceived by its indie cred, it's up there with the big boys.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1071804/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1071804/
Chuck: Season 1
Zachary Levi is probably the celebrity I'd like least to have dinner with, even though he's probably the most like me.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0934814/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0934814/
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Stargate: Atlantis: Season 1
Nyeh. I'd rather be watching another season of SG-1, really.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374455/
Friday, September 24, 2010
Date Night
That trailer was the movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1279935/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1279935/
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Star Trek: Season 2 (restored)
"The Doomsday Machine", "I, Mudd" and "Trouble with Tribbles"? The second season may end up being my favorite.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060028/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060028/
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
If that isn't a subtle comment on W and the Iraq war, I don't know what it is.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473075/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473075/
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Friends: Season 9
It's been slowly dawning on me that Matt LeBlanc actually is the best actor of the bunch. And I don't think anyone on the show is a slouch.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Metropolis (reconstructed & restored)
Best pro-union and anti-technology silent film? Sells it short.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0017136/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0017136/
Saturday, September 11, 2010
City Island
This is The Sopranos as a bedtime story.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1174730/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1174730/
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Doctor Who (new): Season 1
Wow. That went from lukewarm to phenomenal in the space of 3 episodes. Game show from hell just came outta nowhere.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1983
...Unfortunately, the ending comes to a crashing halt with the reveal of a character who was obviously suspicious from the beginning. (Great visuals, though.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259573/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259573/
Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1980
...But perhaps they were setting us up for this one, which is really all about corruption and happens to have the Yorkshire Ripper as a focal point...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1260581/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1260581/
Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1974
Some introduction to past events would have been helpful for us foreigners...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259574/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259574/
Monday, September 6, 2010
The Guild: Season 3
Nice to see Wil Wheaton, as wooden an actor as he is. And if you haven't watched "(Do You Wanna Date My) Avatar," where've you been?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138475/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138475/
Saturday, September 4, 2010
The Young Victoria
A surprisingly rote telling of the fortunes of the young Queen, and yet also surprisingly engaging. (Keep your ears peeled, you'll need them.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0962736/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0962736/
Event Horizon
That was... terrible. As only a bad sci-fi movie can be terrible: all plot, no point.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119081/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119081/
Thursday, September 2, 2010
The Losers
Much better. What a comic book adaptation should be: knows it's a ridiculous conceit to begin with and covers up for it by being clever.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480255/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480255/
Monday, August 30, 2010
The Messenger
Ben Foster should get every part he's ever wanted. He has to be a producer's dream.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790712/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790712/
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Kick-Ass
No, you see, you make a movie that's both moral and amoral and it's like slapping the dog and petting it at the same time.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1250777/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1250777/
Green Zone
Production design question: How do you green screen a Spanish city to create the Republican Palace? Even if it's a matte painting, how do you stitch it in?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0947810/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0947810/
Sunday, August 22, 2010
North Face
Wins the award for most relevant soundtrack: pitons being driven into a mountainside.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844457/ (Original title: Nordwand)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844457/ (Original title: Nordwand)
Saturday, August 21, 2010
The Ghost Writer
Zero style until the last shot makes for a very boring film.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1139328/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1139328/
Friday, August 20, 2010
Crazy Heart
I think Bridges' character sums it up: country, done right.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1263670/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1263670/
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Doctor Who: Season 6
It certainly took a long time to reach the explanation of the Doctor's absence from his homeworld and fear of his own people.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056751/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056751/
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
If you haven't read the comic books, you'll likely love the movie. If you have read the comic books, this might be a little less fun, since it's pretty much the comics on screen.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446029/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446029/
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
The Guild: Season 2
Currently, Felicia Day tops my list of people I'd most like to have dinner with. (Mathematician, violinist, gamer, book reviewer and actress? Duh.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138475/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138475/
Peep Show: Season 1
Friends guaranteed belly laughs. Not so much. Definitely odd, though.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387764/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387764/
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Friday Night Lights: Season 4
It may be soap opera, but it's downright spot-on soap opera. Heck, the characters even talk over each other.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758745/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758745/
Stargate: Continuum
Just the saddest thing in the world, seeing Carter, Mitchell and Jackson being given "regular" lives.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0929629/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0929629/
Stargate: The Ark of Truth
I'll admit to a very large "WHAT?" when those little buggers appeared on the Odyssey.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942903/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942903/
Monday, August 16, 2010
Stargate SG-1: Season 10
Somewhere in season 10, some corporal says "We have the weirdest job ever." I'd like to commend SG-1 on its weirdness, and I look forward to more in Atlantis and Universe.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Stargate SG-1: Season 9
Black! Browder! Better writers! Better class of villain! Better everything! Yay!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Stargate SG-1: Season 8
Sorry, guys, tired of your on-again, off-again attempts at a romantic relationship between O'Neill and Carter.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Hot Tub Time Machine
It seems to always be a worthwhile proposition to cash in on your past.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1231587/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1231587/
The Guild: Season 1
Trying to follow what Bladezz is saying is most entertaining.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138475/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138475/
Monday, August 2, 2010
Deadwood: Season 3
The theme for season 3, not meant to be the final season: buy local.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348914/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348914/
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Inception
Always I will be impressed when the resolution of a film's theme comes down to its final few seconds. (Although I expect the writer started with those final few seconds.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Alice in Wonderland
Probably the most detached film I've ever seen. Read: detached = devoid of life and soul.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/
Friday, July 23, 2010
The Book of Eli
Religious trope? Library love? End of days? Yes, all three, it would seem.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037705/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037705/
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Mary and Max
Goldfish coming to sad, sudden ends, more than one explanation for how babies are made, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as the voice of Max. This could not be any better of a film.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978762/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978762/
Monday, July 19, 2010
Creation
Such a good beginning, then it falls apart after the realistic decay scene.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974014/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974014/
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Brothers
Um, war sucks? (I wonder how the original Danish film, Brødre, ended.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765010/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765010/
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
MI-5: Season 7
Oh, disappointed. Those last 2 episodes could have been a little less in-your-face obvious, no?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160904/ (Original title: Spooks)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160904/ (Original title: Spooks)
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Stargate SG-1: Season 7
More and more intriguing. I hope there are more episodes like "Heroes"-- why can't Andy Mikita and Robert C. Cooper pull these out of their hats more often?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Monday, July 5, 2010
The Crazies
Inappropriate to say "damn good remake" since I never saw the original, so how about "damn good creepy horror film"?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455407/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455407/
Saturday, July 3, 2010
V (1983 mini-series)
The best part of this abysmal series is the marching band playing an out-of-tune Star Wars theme on arrival of the aliens to Podunk, U.S.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085106/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085106/
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Sita Sings the Blues
Reminded me of Moulin Rouge a bit, in regards to the overabundance of visual styles, colors and sounds you'll experience.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1172203/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1172203/
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Party Down: Season 2
Steve Guttenberg's birthday? Best of the batch this year.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073507/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073507/
Toy Story 3
I didn't get truly geeked about version 3 until the final escape sequence, so that doesn't put it at the top of my Pixar list. Worthy successor, however.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/
Monday, June 21, 2010
Shutter Island
Within the first 5 minutes, I knew it would be overlong, not tension-filled, and a big cheat. Which isn't all bad, but just not worth the time.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130884/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130884/
Youth in Revolt
Oddly stilted dialogue, but not styled to best effect. See "Brick" instead.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403702/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403702/
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Sex and the City 2
Here's the next movie: "Sex and the City 3: The Girls Help the Poor." Wouldn't that be a breath of fresh air?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1261945/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1261945/
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Lifeboat
Stick a bunch of people in a situation there's no getting out of, and you have a film about the human condition. There are others, but this one is at the top.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037017/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037017/
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Initially a delight, but finally, a narrative mess.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1054606/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1054606/
Monday, June 14, 2010
The National Parks: America's Best Idea
Far, far better would have been to make a 2.5 hour documentary, comprised of the entire last episode and smatterings of the previous five.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464482/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464482/
Saturday, June 12, 2010
The Gay Divorcee
If I were Ginger Rogers, I'd hate those costumes. So hot in all that foofera, you can't see her feet, and didn't they make her trip?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0025164/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0025164/
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Glee: Season 1, Volume 2
I am certain Kurt's dad has done more for gay rights than any other TV or movie character. Ever.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1327801/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1327801/
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Stargate SG-1: Season 6
Corin Nemec, such a... nice boy. Never could you dream of filling Shanks' shoes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Monday, June 7, 2010
The Secret in Their Eyes
Formalistic, but certainly not formulaic. Best thriller I've seen all year, or even last year.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1305806/ (Original title: El Secreto de Sus Ojos)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1305806/ (Original title: El Secreto de Sus Ojos)
Saturday, June 5, 2010
The Blind Side
Yes, it was a tearjerker. Yes, it was a comedy. Yes, it was elevated by Bullock.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0878804/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0878804/
Thursday, June 3, 2010
A Serious Man
This IS about fate, right? What else could those final two scenes be saying?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1019452/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1019452/
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Whip It
Someone had entirely too much fun making their movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1172233/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1172233/
Friday, May 28, 2010
Flashforward: Season 1
Mounds better than the book. What a pity they didn't get to keep trying.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441135/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441135/
Thursday, May 27, 2010
The Boat That Rocked
Who cares if it's 95% fictitious and totally over the top? Long live...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131729/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131729/
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
House M.D.: Season 6
Surprised they focused even one episode on someone other than House, but I wish they'd do that again. (Even if I understand insurance less than before watching it.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/
24: Season 8
Most of all, I'm going to miss Gregory Itzin as Iago, oops, wrong drama, as President Charles Logan.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285331/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285331/
Lost: Season 6
The last Lost had enough of a lasting impression to make me lose sleep.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411008/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411008/
Saturday, May 22, 2010
MI-5: Season 6
Oof, that one was especially disheartening.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160904/ (Original title: Spooks)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160904/ (Original title: Spooks)
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
The X Files: Season 9
I know this was the granddaddy of modern sci-fi shows, and I don't know if I'd call it dated at this point, but can I call it contrived?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106179/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106179/
Monday, May 17, 2010
Daybreakers
Superior concept, but did we have to go the buckets o' blood way? (Literally, in some scenes they were flinging it by the pailful.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433362/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433362/
Emma
There is an egregious lack of actors who can show emotions on their face and not look like clowns doing it. Romola Garai is one of them.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1366312/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1366312/
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Iron Man 2
Pride goeth? Some surprisingly awful lines, a sad-sack of a Stark for the first 2/3 of the flick, and what was with Sam Rockwell's orange hands?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1228705/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1228705/
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Inglourious Basterds
It would seem that this is simply an exercise in creating tension within a scene. Otherwise, hasn't it all been done before?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361748/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361748/
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The moral of the story is: let wild animals be wild? Or is it: understand your own nature? Or perhaps: humans kinda suck?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432283/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432283/
Friday, April 30, 2010
Friends: Season 8
Actually, really touched by all the mommy business in this season.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
The Princess and the Frog
Song and dance = stellar. Characters = captivating. Ending = eh.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780521/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780521/
Stargate SG-1: Season 5
So, Michael Shanks' contract negotiations didn't work out for the switch from Showtime to SyFy?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Friday, April 23, 2010
Cold Souls
Doesn't even matter if it's existential noodling, Paul Giamatti is consistently engaging.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127877/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127877/
This Is It
Surprisingly, I think this flick gives you a sense of M.J. the person.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1477715/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1477715/
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Felicity: Season 4
I'm going to guess that some folks hated how Abrams ended this show, but I think it's prescient of his later work.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134247/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134247/
Sunday, April 11, 2010
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
At least the alligator-eye view was entertaining. Far more Herzog-like than the rest of the flick.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1095217/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1095217/
Deadwood: Season 2
Actually, the oddest character is Bullock. He is the very definition of wishy-washy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348914/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348914/
Friday, April 9, 2010
Vincere
I really don't know where to begin: awful plotting, ridiculous nudity, historical drama without the history, characters you cannot empathize with...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156173/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156173/
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Stargate SG-1: Season 4
It took them 4 seasons + one episode to figure out how to create a cliffhanger.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Saturday, April 3, 2010
The Men Who Stare at Goats
Stupid and silly are all well and good, but you need to make people care about all the stupid silliness.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234548/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234548/
Friday, April 2, 2010
All Creatures Great and Small: Season 7
Frankly, I'm glad it's over. Although I will miss Robert Hardy playing Siegfried Farnon with vim and vigor.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075472/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075472/
All Creatures Great and Small: Season 6
I'd bet that the real reason this show was so popular was to see actors sticking their hands up cows.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075472/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075472/
Thursday, April 1, 2010
The X Files: Season 8
I'm sorry, are you kidding me with your over-the-top, way-too-obvious Christianity references?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106179/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106179/
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
The Informant!
To say anything about this film is to give away the reveal. Just watch it for Matt Damon's incredible performance.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130080/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130080/
Monday, March 22, 2010
Everybody's Fine
Elements of truth that hit home. Enough to create a movie with? Not so much.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780511/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780511/
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Stargate SG-1: Season 3
I'm a bit confused. How are they able to push the envelope while using such tried and true stories? ("A Hundred Days"-- oy.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
The Damned United
Understood maybe 14 words in the whole film, but working class England stole my heart. (Does it really always rain?)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226271/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226271/
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Up in the Air
While there are many great things about this film, Vera Farmiga playing the male career stereotype (which I didn't see until after watching) was the most brilliant.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1193138/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1193138/
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Stargate SG-1: Season 2
They surprise me with stuff like "Spirits" and "The Fifth Race" and then come out with groaners like "Holiday" and "1969." Be more consistent!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Adam
Why does every drama or romance or comedy have to redeem by teaching nowadays?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185836/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185836/
Friday, March 5, 2010
Bright Star
The red-light-green-light scene trumps the rest of Jane Campion's thoughtful direction and heartfelt script.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810784/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810784/
Stargate SG-1: Season 1
Michael Shanks vs. Ben Browder? Can't wait for season 8.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/
Sunday, February 28, 2010
My One and Only
Getting a little tired of Zellweger acting like Zellweger.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185431/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185431/
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Party Down: Season 1
The porn star banquet and the Russian mob celebration are my favorite eps so far. (Yup.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073507/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073507/
The Invention of Lying
Unintended consequence: anti-religious? Pity.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1058017/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1058017/
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Departures
What a fascinating profession, casketing. And, oh, so very Japanese.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1069238/ (Original title: Okuribito)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1069238/ (Original title: Okuribito)
The Hurt Locker
Hubby thinks this is about futility. I think it's about addiction. It's safe to assume we're both right.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887912/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887912/
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Whiteout
Cons: the editing, the sound, the abysmal acting, the confusing final sequence. Pros: original graphic novel drawn by a pal.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365929/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365929/
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
The Proposal
Recipe: basic guy-meets-girl base, peppered with clever lines and shaken between two comedians. Plus: a large dose of hot sauce for Bullock taking it all off.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1041829/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1041829/
Thursday, February 11, 2010
In the Loop
"At the end of a war, you need some soldiers left, really, or else it looks like you've lost." If I were Gandolfini, I would have paid to deliver that line.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226774/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226774/
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
The Brothers Bloom
First half hour: delicious, actorly tics. Rest of film: the fatal mistake of getting too serious.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844286/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844286/
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Zombieland
Bill Murray is, now, officially the funniest man alive.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/
A Single Man
I wish I hadn't known who Tom Ford was prior to watching the film. (Colin Firth is pretty stellar, though.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1315981/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1315981/
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Pandorum
Really? A 28% rating on Rotten Tomatoes? I'd give it at least a 60%.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188729/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188729/
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Terminator Salvation
Ah. A far better use of the phrase "I'll be back."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0438488/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0438488/
Sunday, January 31, 2010
The Office: Season 1
"John Krasinski, John Krasinski, John Krasinski!" (À la the kid in Monsters, Inc.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386676/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386676/
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Dollhouse: Season 2
Why couldn't you have hired your brother and sister-in-law for the entire show? What, they were too expensive?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135300/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135300/
Friday, January 29, 2010
Grizzly Man
Living in nature becomes a metaphor for knowing one's own nature.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427312/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427312/
9
Well, what do you think I liked? The cataloging scene, of course!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472033/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472033/
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek. Cool. Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek. Geek.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844471/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844471/
Friday, January 22, 2010
30 Days of Night
Takes only 30 minutes to kill everyone in town, but takes 45 minutes to wonder whether they're vampires? What, they've never watched a horror movie in Barrow, AK?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389722/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389722/
Monsters vs. Aliens
Even an animated Stephen Colbert playing the Axel F theme is hysterical.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892782/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892782/
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
(500) Days of Summer
Unique take on the shopworn true-romance tale. Ultra-strong performances, but that last shot? Why?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1022603/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1022603/
Sunday, January 10, 2010
It Might Get Loud
There's no way to not have Jack White look like the young, inexperienced, nervous punk.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229360/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229360/
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Sunshine Cleaning
No one actor stands on their own here-- truly, a team effort.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862846/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862846/
Friday, January 8, 2010
The Wire: Season 5
It's like watching the slow collapse of a black hole.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0306414/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0306414/
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Black Hawk Down
What young-ish male actor is NOT in this film? McGregor, Piven, Bloom, Hartnett, Dancy, Gruffudd, Bana, and on and on...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265086/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265086/
Timecrimes
Schrödinger's cat t-shirt on the girl? Nice touch. (First 45 minutes are kind of a slog, bear with it.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480669/ (Original title: Los CronocrÃmenes)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480669/ (Original title: Los CronocrÃmenes)
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Dexter: Season 3
No-- Deb and Quinn, not Deb and Anton. Although, I suppose Quinn is a bit too orange for good taste.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0773262/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0773262/
Monday, January 4, 2010
Without Name
Sweet, romantic stuff. With more than a little dash of violence.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127715/ (Original title: Sin Nombre)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127715/ (Original title: Sin Nombre)
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Avatar (in 3D)
Someone hired a biology consultant. Not so sure about a geology consultant. (Would have been way cooler in IMAX, but the projector broke.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499549/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499549/
Friday, January 1, 2010
The Savages
"Mr. Savage, what's the difference between plot and narrative?" Good question.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0775529/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0775529/
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