The Duchess

The real Duchess of Devonshire was needy, greedy and a bulimic. Where's that in this portrayal?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0864761/

Drag Me to Hell

Raimi's genius is in the small stuff, like the squeak of Alison Lohman's forehead against the windshield. Plus that ending-- yes!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127180/

Defiance

Tired of Hollywood movies that give you one truly good scene: the rabbi asking God to take his blessing away from the Jews.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034303/

London to Brighton

No matter what the situation, a Brit is legally obligated to ask you if you'd "like a cup o' tea, luv?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490166/

Doctor Who: Season 5

Actual real, live jokes! Bad ones, but at least something to relieve the early 60s tedium.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056751/

Life: Season 1

There's something vaguely off about the series, even with Damian Lewis more than pulling his weight.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874936/

Death at a Funeral

British humor is deadpan, but I don't think it should be slow.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795368/

Crank: High Voltage

The very definition of gratuitous.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1121931/

Kate & Leopold

No chemistry between the stars dooms the picture, but it's Meg who's out of place, not Hugh.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035423/

Crank

Actually, the best scene is from the beginning: he passes the Porsche by to get into a 70s muscle car.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479884/