Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut

Heartwarming for any true geek. But! So many Toy Story references and not one Doctor Who?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2199603/

Real Steel

A robot dancing like a robot? Heh. (You can miss the rest.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/

Star Trek: The Next Generation: Season 3

You know you're in the future because Dr. Crusher never has to get her hands actually physically dirty.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092455/

For a Good Time, Call...

You could say this is 800 one-liners about phone sex, but that would cheapen it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1996264/

The Ides of March

Not a Sorkin picture; he never wrote anything so idealistic and by-the-numbers. (Clooney, stick to directing. And acting.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1124035/

Star Trek: The Next Generation: Season 2

Shoot. I thought we were finally getting to the good stuff with "Pen Pals" and then it sinks back into trite again.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092455/

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 2

This series does what Fawlty Towers did for me: makes me twitch all over.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472954/

Slings and Arrows: Season 2

Oh, I get it now. This series is about how to enact good Shakespeare. And it requires absolutely stellar actors who can play it both ways.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387779/

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Their use of animal behaviorists is commendable. Their completely predictable plot is shame-worthy.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1318514/

Dexter: Season 5

Absolutely satisfying season. I can't believe a series about a serial killer is one of the best shows I watch.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0773262/