Thursday, April 6, 2017

Moana

Someone's been watching a very great deal of Miyazaki.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3521164/

Sully

Best line: "I've delivered a million passengers over 40 years, but in the end I'm gonna be judged on 208 seconds.”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3263904/

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Storks

Frenetic pacing! Ridiculous concept! Idiotic pigeon character! Obviously box office gold.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4624424/

To Walk Invisible: The Brontë Sisters

I had never heard of Emily Brontë's poems, so that was illuminating.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5594080/

Sunday, March 26, 2017

The Shallows

Not Jaws, and that's a good thing. (Read: someone made a differently great shark movie.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4052882/

Snowden

Gordon-Levitt is primo, but get the better story by watching the better Citizenfour documentary.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3774114/

Black Mirror: Season 2

My review of the second season could be the same as the first, just with more "AAAAUUUUGH!"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2085059/