Death at a Funeral

British humor is deadpan, but I don't think it should be slow.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795368/

Crank: High Voltage

The very definition of gratuitous.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1121931/

Kate & Leopold

No chemistry between the stars dooms the picture, but it's Meg who's out of place, not Hugh.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035423/

Crank

Actually, the best scene is from the beginning: he passes the Porsche by to get into a 70s muscle car.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479884/

The Bridge

The filmmakers knew they had documentary gold, but to actually film the bridge for a year waiting for a death...that's the wrong approach.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799954/

Choke

How do you see the world? Pretty sure Palahniuk has an ultra-skewed view.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1024715/

Alien Trespass

Meh. If I wanted to see an old B-movie sci-fi flick, I could just watch Plan 9 again.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1122836/

Love's Labour's Lost

With synchronized swimming, floating dancing, and old-time tap, what can go wrong? Actually, the entire second half.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182295/

Children of Dune (mini-series)

Once again, James McAvoy lifts technically sub-standard fare to something far more compelling.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0287839/

Deadwood: Season 1

Probably been said before, but this is Shakespeare set in the Old West.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348914/